Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Series Trailer.
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Series Trailer.
Colleague 1 reading a multi-vitamin bottle: This sounds like its got a whole variety of goodness. Even chlorophyll.
Colleague 2: Chlorophyll. What’s that?
Colleague 1: I don’t know but it must be a good vitamin. They’ve put a lot of it in here.
Me: It’s the stuff that makes leaves green.
Colleague 2: Wow. That’s Science. You’re smart.
Colleague 1: Where did you learn that?
Me: Primary School.
Colleague 1: What kind of school did you go to? (pause)
Wait, what kind of school did I go to?
Work Colleague reading an email: “Help me Obi-Wan, you’re my only hope.” Okay, they want me to help them, but why are they calling me Obi-Wan?
Me: *head desk* It’s a Star Wars reference.
Work Colleague: I’ve never seen Star Wars. What’s an Obi-Wan?
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Think before you speak.
I made this a while ago, but I’m reblogging it because today is World Suicide Prevention Day. Seriously think about what you’re sending to someone, even if it’s just one anonymous message, that could set them off. If anyone needs someone to talk to, I’m here for you. My inbox is always open. I will support and talk to anyone if they want. Spread the word; Suicide is a big problem and we have to help anyone who may be going through suicidal behavior. We need to raise awareness. I love you all, have an awesome day.
If you need to inbox me, inbox me here.
Also useful numbers:
Us: 1-800-273-8255
Uk and Ireland: +44 (0) 8457 90 90 90
Australia: 13 11 14
France: 01 45 39 40 00
Italy: 800 86 00 22
Germany: 0800 181 0771
Russia: 007 (8202) 577-577
Portugal: (+351) 225 50 60 70
Consider reblogging this post to raise awareness and help save a life, even if it doesn’t “fit your blog”. These numbers and this message can truly help someone out. Thank you. ~ Zach
My workmate’s husband is a police officer that loves his donuts. He refuses to be seen eating them when he’s on duty as he doesn’t want civilians laughing at him!
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~ The Nervous Housewife, by Abraham Myerson, M.D., 1920
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